Oh, there you are, Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?
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Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tagthe baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
Reblog again
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
HUH!? ^
i thought the baby was a chicken. :/
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